ERMAHGERD I finally posted!

It's been a disgustingly long amount of time since my last post, SORRY!

So here is what you missed. I love my clients, I have 3 bosses that have equal amounts of control over me, so thats not been an issue at all, and I bought this Gel manicure kit, and now I've become an unpaid spokeswoman for it. Also my husband bribed me into playing Diablo III. Oh, and we went to Las Vegas!

Clients: love them! I can't go into much detail, you know with privacy issues etc, but I have roughly 4-5 clients that I get to play with each week. I pulled both thigh muscles playing capture the flag with one of them. I found that I'm intensely competitive, and love to play dodgeball. I also learned that I have lots in common with immature teenage boys, like poop jokes. Here's a good one:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

I eat mop!

I eat mop who?

Gross, you eat your own pooh!?

Stolen from LOLDogs, fyi.

Something I don't have in common with teenage boys is the fact that I'm all girly about my nails now. And trust me, you would be too if you had this rockin' manicure that didn't chip for 2 weeks, and your nails were all shiny and pretty. I highly suggest buying SensatioNail from Walmart or CVS, its pricey to start, but if you add up how much you spend on manicures you actually save a ton of money even if you only do your nails 3 times with this kit!

 Diablo: For those of you that knew Doug and I during high school, you know we broke up because he played to much Diablo II. So when he started obsessing about the release of Diablo III I started researching divorce lawyers (kidding!). But I knew realistically that I was going to lose my husband to this game. I just couldn't compete. Doug got me to try Diablo Dos when we were dating but I was only interested in picking up gold, and stuff, I didn't care about the story. This time around Doug did his best to tell me about all the cool stuff I could pick up in this new game, but I still wasn't taking the bait. Then he devised this ingenious plan to bribe me to play with massages. Amen to that! So I started playing, and now I'm less tense and well rested, and I play Diablo III, like a hardcore nerd. To be honest I don't give a poop about the story still. Playing it kind of reminds me of a dark sinister version of The Sims, except it includes lots of killing, and stealing things off dead people.

And finally we went to Las Vegas over Memorial Day weekend, and it was a blast! I started playing bingo like an 80 year woman, and in Vegas I won 3 times! I covered all of our gambling expenses, so really we just paid for gas, and food while we were there. We had such a great time, we can't wait to go back.

Hopefully I will be blogging more regularly, talk to you all soon!